you will be the only one who knows how to find things
expect to get tackled every time you lay on the floor
you can not keep the bathrooms clean. If you are having company over you have to wait until 15 minutes before they show up to clean your bathroom in order to have any chance of it still being presentable.
you can not do braids or pigtails in any one's hair without getting in BIG trouble with your husband
Expect a lot of laughter and noise to fill your house with joy
Getting them dressed in the morning is a quick experience, they just don't care what gets thrown on.
Expect dirtiness and learn to look at as a measuring instrument for how much fun they have had. The better the time, the dirtier they are!
There will be occasional "potty humor" at the table. You can try to avoid it all you can but they are boys and it will sneak its way in!
Boogers are a part of life, a snotty nose does not equal a bad mom. Same goes for things being shoved up their noses, you will learn to respect and appreciate the alligator tool at the doctors.
expect to be adored and thought of as the most beautiful woman in the world